So, we started having a discussion about scientific questions (with a few religous smatters) at dinner tonight with Tyler. Here's what we learned:
1. Boogers keep coming back if you eat them.
2. Snot is made by your nose, which mixes the boogers and a sneeze.
3. Water comes from the river, which is filled by rain, which comes from clouds. When they get empty and the rain stops, God claps his hands and then does knuckles to fill them up again.
4. Worship is when you play duck-duck-goose and are not mad or crying in children's church.
5. Bellybuttons are for rubbing. This helps you poop, and helps you sleep better when you wake up in the night.
6. Hair grows out of your brain. Your brain has all these little holes in it, and the hair comes out of your brain and into your skin and then out your skin so your head has hair.
7. Electricity comes from the 'lectricity truck. When you run out of 'lectricity, you just call the truck. It lives at the "doc-com. You say doc-com, but it's just spelled 'com'."
But when he asked Clay how pizza is
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