Saturday, February 16, 2013

Photo-less funnies

I don't have any photos to post, which is kind of annoying. I do, however, have some hilarious kid-quotes I can share:

Liam, guessing my age on my birthday:
L: Mom, how old are you now?
Me: Do you want to guess?
L: Um, 16.
Me: Ha. No. A little bit older.
L: 17?
Me: A little bit older.
L: 18??
Me: No, you're going to have to add a few years.
L: (sigh) 59.

Scene: Dinner. Gracie and Tyler are sitting next to each other. Tyler sniffs the air and wrinkles his nose.
T: Gracie, are you poopy?!
G: (not looking up and in sing-song): Not yee-eet!

Dad: Tyler, you told me you had your homework.
T: Well, I did. It was in my desk, just not in my backpack.
Dad: Tyler, when I ask you about--
T: Dad. You are going to have to be more specific about those questions.


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